WSE13 Star Wars and Porn

Released On: January 15, 2016

Weeeeeee

Not even Worst. Show. Ever. is immune to the Star Wars mania sweeping the nation. Or the wave that hasn’t stopped sweeping the nation – porn.

  • The guys brainstorm companies who would actually sponsor Worst. Show. Ever.
  • Johnny’s experience getting ready to move
  • Dave’s borderline hoarding, and possible moves
  • Johnny has no flat screen TVs, and his non-obsession with new things
  • Being jealous of horse cock
  • The guys geek out over inconsistencies in the new Star Wars
  • Everything wrong with episodes 1, 2, and 3
  • Dave lists all the reasons why his son won’t be seeing 4, 5, and 6
  • And finally, since the episode didn’t have enough Dave, he tells a story about having eczema at his son’s school event, and some poor girl’s unfortunate last name
  • Playboy is getting rid of nudity! NOOOOOOO!
  • Watching nudity on a plane
  • Dave’s first look at nudity
  • A purple, veiny happy ending