WSE43 Dave vs The Hurricane


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The recent hurricane in Florida saw Dave relocated, dealing with spoilage, in close proximity of other people, and every other bad thing one can throw at someone like him. It all started with a problem with a Mac crash, no survival supplies in stores except Sara Lee bread, and sleeping on the floor. And it […]

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WSE42 Dave Needs IED Purse Protection


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Don’t mistake today’s abundance of topics as actually being prepared. Sean went to Montreal, Dave references Faces of Death, and eating at a lightless restaurant staffed by blind people. Johnny has to learn to do his wife’s job, Dave wins his marriage, and the guys discuss their various trust issues. And it just gets worse […]

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WSE41 Dave Brings Us Down


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Dave’s been saving up and has plenty to complain about this week… from baseball games and trying to NOT make friends, boy scouts, and Sean and Dave somehow changed places. Then it’s ranting about bad reviews, Sean’s mom’s secret VHS collection, and what REALLY makes it the Worst. Show. Ever… Help a friend…FacebookEmailTwitterBufferGoogle+MoreHelp a friend…FacebookEmailTwitterBufferGoogle+More

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WSE40 Something Nice to Say with Claire Taylor and Bryan Cohen


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This one’s a doozey. Today, our guests Clair and Bryan are teasing their new podcast, Something Nice to Say, where they take universally hated things and try to say nice things about them. Dave is giddy and that should be all the warning you need. It starts bad and just gets worse from there. Help […]

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WSE39 Dave Versus Publix


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The guys discuss whether or not Dave’s son should watch Gremlins and their experiences in high school. Dave meets his waiter in the Popeye’s bathroom, and guess what the guy DIDN’T do. The Publix bagger screwed up Dave’s bags, didn’t offer to take them to his car, and it leads a rich dude to rage […]

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WSE38 Dave Gets Purple and Veiny


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Dave rants about racism in football celebrations, a judge ordering a Florida man to stop ordering pizza, and the upcoming podcast death match with the Something Nice to Say hosts. Dave finds something worse to say about a boy who lost his hand at a water park, ice cold noodles at the restaurant, and the […]

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WSE37 Let’s Talk Wangs


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The guys talk about the big showdown coming between Dave and the Something Nice to Say podcast hosts, who take horrible events and find something nice to say about them. Sean watched Dave’s beloved Angry Birds movie and argument ensues. Somehow the episode becomes all about dick pics. And it just gets worse from there… […]

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WSE36 Bowling is a Lot Like Bondage


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Dave is plotting to thwart his son’s love of baseball in favor of gaming; Johnny has traumatic scars from baseball as a kid; and Dave’s life revolves around licking or not licking. Dave’s friend comes to town; he pitches his theoretical romance book; and then they discuss torture. It just gets worse from there… Help […]

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WSE35 Peeing for One Minute


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The guys are fishing for something Dave can rant about, and Dory’s on the hook in today’s episode. Sean rants about Dreamworks stealing Disney’s thunder. Angry Birds spied on you as an app, but the movie was good… especially the full minute of peeing. Some Aziz sniping, and it just gets worse from there. Help […]

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WSE34 Dave Buys Cancer from Walmart


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Dave goes to Walmart and loses his faith in humanity. He also wonders where the meat in the deli actually comes from. He talks about what would happen if he saw himself on the People of Walmart website. The FitBit fiasco, and Sean’s going to die. Sean and Dave argue over cell phones causing cancer […]

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WSE32 Dave Gives Dating Advice


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We have a special guest today, 21-year-old Logan, in order for him to learn all there is to know about dating, marriage, and life in general. How to send dick pics through Snapchat, thingsmydickdoes.com, threesomes, and honest advice. Dave talks about how to initiate conversation, hiding your true self, and being an asshole to get […]

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WSE31 Dave's Big Epiphany


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Dave is DONE with his former favorite restaurant and the friend who ordered appetizers before he showed up. He realizes that the Tao is a scam. Dave gives genius advice to restauranteurs, and tries a NEW restaurant. The guys finally come to an understanding that they should ALWAYS trust Dave’s instincts. Johnny plans a rescue […]

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WSE29 75 Percent Chance of Murder


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Sean advocates for drug users with his son, Dave’s son asks about ‘nibbles,’ and Johnny takes the high road. The guys’ kids experiment with cussing. Dave shares a minor victory that really isn’t; also, dat bitch at Dunkin’ Donuts. Johnny advocates pooping on the counter. And then Florida happens. Hairpin triggers, guns, alligators, and crazy […]

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WSE28 It Just Keeps Getting Worse


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Dave has OCD. Sex is gross because there’s goo involved. No one’s getting fucked by Tucker Max. Johnny advocates tongs for toilet issues. The guys play a rousing game of answering random offensive questions, including invisible porn, deporting illegals, age or money, and name three people you hate. It just gets worse from there. Help […]

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WSE26 The Worst Recap of the Best Summit Ever


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Today, the guys share the hilarious and terrible things that happened at the Smarter Artist Summit, including the week of restaurants and staying at the Airbnb with Dave and Johnny. Dave had a horribly wonderful week. Johnny shares the first of many stories at the Smarter Artist Summit, and Dave’s lack of humanity about a […]

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WSE25 Dave Has Problems Again


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Dave talks about his preparations for the trip to Austin, and having Jesus as co-pilot on driving day. He shares some of his possibilities for death or maiming that could possibly occur by living in Florida, sink-hole insurance, and driving to Austin. Dave also describes his terror with flying and all the things that could […]

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WSE24 Fecal in Florida


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Today, the guys talk about how Dave is ruining Sean and Johnny’s enjoyment of the world. Sean sees the world through Dave-colored glasses when he goes on a cruise to the Caribbean. Miami is a shit storm of shitty shit shit according to Dave. Sean thinks it’s beautiful. Dave rants about feces floating in the […]

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WSE22 Johnny Is Intense


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Sean tells the donkey story about his mom and her hoarding problem Today’s show topic comes from Amy’s comment that Johnny is so intense. Sean read’s Amy’s Slack session where she calls Johnny scary and Johnny reacts. Sean accuses Johnny of being a control freak. Then he accuses Dave of the same thing. Dave’s snake-beating […]

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WSE21 Dave REALLY Wants That Phone


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Remember, you can join us LIVE on Blab. Go to Blab.im/sterling_stone and see what episodes are coming up next, and for reminders to join us. Today, Dave talks about… RANTS about his experience trying to buy, return, and replace a phone, all for a Target gift card for $50. As do all good stories, this […]

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WSE20 Dave May Be Holding a Load


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It’s another amazing episode of Dave ranting about people and asserting that there is, indeed, a better way to organize groceries. Dave is paranoid about the woman he talked to about his job Johnny waits for his The Martian hit so he can brag to his hairdresser Dave lies when people ask him what he […]

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WSE19 Dave Throws Down for Turkey Chili


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So what are the guys bitching about today? They’re not sure, but something will come up. Dave’s 1800 word blog post about Panera. A lack of sugar for several weeks. Sean attempts to rant about telemarketers, and his most recent experience. The Applebee’s song… Dave’s Dunkin Donuts rant, and the drive through clerk is effing […]

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