WSE70 How Not to Do the Dishes


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Dave arrives with a list of grudge-less grievances and reveals the magic solution to cleaning cheese off of plate. He shares how one might escape someone with an offensive smell, then professes absolute neutrality/hate towards old and new Taylor Swift. Help a friend…FacebookEmailTwitterBufferGoogle+MoreHelp a friend…FacebookEmailTwitterBufferGoogle+More

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WSE68 Vacations are Better Without Family


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Dave gets a much-needed break from winning his marriage when his family takes a vacation without him. He waxes poetic about the joys of being home alone where no one can interrupt him, and describes what the perfect vacation would look like. Meanwhile, Sean gets trapped into letting his daughter listen to Worst. Show. Ever. when he gets […]

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WSE67 Sean Travels and Dave Bitches About It


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Sean isn’t good at complaining. Dave is. So Sean tells Dave what happened to him in his most recent travels, and Dave pretends it happens to him. Then he rants accordingly. Also, Dave is also in that place of being exhausted where he might say things too crude for THIS show. Yes. It’s possible. It’s […]

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WSE65 Dave Versus Baseball Redux


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There’s a new word for WSE: Daverati. Like the Illuminati, but Dave. Anyway, Dave shares his experience of VIP seats at a minor-league baseball game. He’d planned ahead: a morning game to avoid rain and people. Suddenly, kids. Everywhere. And the MC at the game encouraged them. It was all over when the SuperSoaker comes […]

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WSE64 Dave Goes to the Movies


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Johnny talks about his wife buying a horse, because she loves riding horses. Dave completely RUINS it. Guess how… Next the guys talk movies, and all Sean can think of are famous porn movies. Dave explains how, whenever he goes to the movies, there’s ALWAYS a bad time to be had. Just like the noisy […]

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WSE63 Dave Vs Youth Basketball


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Worst. Show. Ever. is therapy for Dave. Today’s session starts with basketball camp with his son. He has the sudden realization that he’s ruining his son’s prospects for having friends. The actual GAME started with an asshole referee and ended with Dave’s son crying. Then the guys discuss what would happen if Dave had the […]

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WSE62 Dave Uses Death to Win Arguments


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Sean reads an exchange between him and Dave over a project Sean was doing, and Dave’s true colors show. Comic Sans, grandma couch, and the Holocaust were involved. Dave talks about the challenges of finding Diet Coke in Austin and his obsession with Sonic ice. AND THEN… Dave proceeds to win several arguments using, you […]

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WSE61 Dave is Out of Rants


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Dave’s family ISN’T HOME! Things get pretty salty in this episode. Dave shares what his ideal Father’s Day gift is, and he explains why he will NEVER visit his friend who moved away, which includes the ‘rules for friendship.’ Also… FLORIDA and face tattoos. And it just gets worse from there. Help a friend…FacebookEmailTwitterBufferGoogle+MoreHelp a […]

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WSE60 Dave Ruins Children’s Dreams


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Would a woman rather be called dumb or annoying? Dave tackles this question with input from the live audience. Next, Dave takes on Career Day at school at his son’s school, and he explains why most of them will never achieve their biggest dreams: athletes, presidents, doctors, lawyers, singers, and more. And it just gets […]

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WSE59 The Return of Dave Clips


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Dave is emotionally constipated. It’s time for a big dump. Except Dave’s family his home. So we resort to the next best thing… Dave telling death-defying airplane stories as Johnny plays some of his questionable clips out of Audra’s Dropbox folder… Also, miracle water from Peter Popoff. And it just gets worse from there. Help […]

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WSE58 Dave Takes the Enneagram


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Everyone on the Sterling and Stone team seems to know what their Enneagram number is. Everyone except Dave. Johnny hits Dave with a full battery of questions to determine what we already know about him. Where does Dave fit in on the Enneagram? Find out on this episode of the Worst. Show. Ever. Help a […]

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WSE57 Dave vs Rednecks


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Sean and Johnny discuss how they’re ruining Dave’s life, including the blood-stained incident in the AirBnB. Next, they conspire and come up with a way to move Dave to Austin without him realizing it. Dave tells the story of how he stood up for a ‘fruit’ against a religious man and did well. Aaaaand then […]

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WSE56 Sean Isn’t Mexican Anymore


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Today is a jam-packed episode. Dave’s anger levels are through the roof and Target sold him fuzzy strawberries. He had to deal with his new favorite restaurant’s terrible service AND the guilt-tripping waitress who punches him in the arm. Johnny met Sean’s parents for the first time, and apparently, Sean isn’t Mexican. He also made […]

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WSE54 Dave and the Lowes Shit Show


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Dave gets angry at Target’s layout and inevitable upselling when he’s trying to find a new washing machine. He and his son experience the stereo shit-show of Lowe’s men’s bathroom. Then Dave lets his wife win the washer argument but gets screwed by a credit card. Finally, their new washer breaks. And it just gets […]

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WSE53 – Dave Is Psychic


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Dave has OCD. Explore the strange, strange landscape that is his brain. Will stepping on a crack really break his mother’s back? Why would he step through a door backwards? Did Dave really predict his son’s baseball injury? Is Dave really psychic? Next, he gives ‘Dear Abby’ advice, and it just gets worse from there… […]

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WSE52 Dave and His Bullet Journal


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Ever heard of a bullet journal? Dave has one. It’s an analogue system in a digital age. Or some crap like that. Sean is in his month of no vices, including sugar. In case you were wondering, masturbation isn’t a vice. Dave tries to give up sugar (again), sampled hummus, and accidentally froze carrots. Then… […]

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WSE51 Dave Hates Christmas


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If you know Dave, you know he can’t stand Aziz, who was on Saturday Night Live. He also shares his newfound belief in God, how his son likes to believe in Santa Claus, then Johnny talks about sword fighting and farting. Dave shares the horrendous experience he has trying to find the Skylanders game for […]

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WSE50 Everything Goes Wrong in Every Way for Dave at Target


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Johnny admits his and his father’s attraction to Dave and his new haircut, Sean’s mom wouldn’t take a picture of him because he was ugly, and the guys wonder if Dave has grandma pubes. And then… Target. Dave must calculate whether or not he can hold his bowels in the time it’ll take to get […]

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WSE49 Dave Witnesses a Best-of-Target Episode


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All the things Dave has already bitched about at Target, all rolled into a single trip. From the reckless SUV jerk who was probably from New York, abusive parents and grandfathers, and plenty of Florida man stories. It’s enough to make Dave wonder what it’d be like to be Boricio, and he gets his revenge […]

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WSE48 Let’s Rank Fetishes


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Dave rants about Mario Bros and Nintendo’s ‘always-on connection,’ and how they’re requiring massive data and probably tracking your shit. Ever heard of a decoy Alexa? Dave explains why people get tattoos and dye the whites of their eyes. Then, Dave ranks fetishes. Scat, jizzing in a shoe, diapers, and more, and yes. It just […]

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WSE47 Seven Ways to Make WSE Worse


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We recently gathered together and brainstormed how to make WSE ‘better,’ and today, you get a sneak peek of the things you’ll be hearing (and possibly hating) on the show. From ‘Dave shits on…” to “Scenes from a hat,” and “Ask Dave” to “Scenes from a hat,” we’ve got some of the worst segments ever. […]

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WSE46 Dave vs Manliness


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Dave shares what he’d think if he met himself, he has to throw a baseball in a crowd of ‘manly-men,’ and he feels guilty for writing. Johnny suggests a new show based on Dave’s mind vs reality, Dave subtly grabs knives to protect himself in restaurants, and the creepy coupon story. It just gets worse […]

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