Better Off Undead #111 – Nutribullet Unboxed


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After just seven months of sitting in its box, collecting dust, Dave’s Nutribullet finally sees the light of day! We can’t help but applaud Dave’s desire to get healthier, a desire fueled by his fear of killing over and it’s fruitage seen in his constantly shelling out cash for more and more health-and-fitness items, such […]

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Better Off Undead #110 – Johnny and Sean Try to Get Dave Angry About Christmas


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This episode was sad. Pitiful, really. Sean and Johnny worked so hard to get Dave riled up, but he was just in too good a mood to get ranty about anything. Christmas? No good. Gifts and shopping? Too copacetic. Another annoying trip to Olive Garden? Still no rant. It seems the only thing Dave really […]

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BOU #109 – Let's Imagine Dave at Disneyland


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Ah, Dave at Disneyland. Just imagine how fun it would be! That’s exactly what kept going through Johnny’s head on his recent vacation to the big DL. Of course, discussion of Dave at a theme park set him off on how horrible Disney World (which is closer to his home) is, full of people and […]

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The Better Off Undead Story (Plus Our 10 Best Episodes)


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Sean asked me to write a blog post about the origins of our bastard second podcast, Better Off Undead. I refused. Because think about it. If you listen to Better Off Undead, you know what I mean. Who would want to listen to a podcast with no value, that adds nothing to the world? And […]

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BOU 108 – Dave's Year of No Sugar


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This week, Dave talked about losing weight and dieting, which was doomed to be hilarious from the moment the conversation began. First, they started talking about an info-marketer’s website, which claimed to help you prevent a heart attack or something like that. Somehow, that conversation slanted toward a book Dave’s been reading, called The Year […]

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BOU #106 – Johnny and Sean Are too Busy Being Big Shots to Pay Attention


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Like the title says, this week Sean and Johnny were too busy being big-shot indie authors to pay much attention, but Dave made up for it with an array of great rants. Meanwhile, Johnny and Sean tag-teamed between keeping Dave going and participating in a live event on Facebook. A few highlights: Johnny’s all-night fun […]

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BOU 105 – Dave Hates Halloween (with Ray Chase)


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This week’s Better Off Undead was all about Halloween, making it the closest we’ve come to a “horror podcast” in quite a while. Lot’s of great stuff here. Let me give you a few highlights… As the title suggests, Dave explains why he hates halloween, and even if you’re paranoid like he is, a lot […]

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BOU 104 – The One with the Folded Mail


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This week (or actually last week, but whatever) the guys talked about a major domestic issue plaguing families across the country: folded mail. No, seriously, Dave came dangerously close to pooping a cow when, between podcasts, he went to check his mail and found a folded magazine in his mailbox. Apparently, reading a magazine that […]

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BOU #103 – Talking About Birdemic 2 (With Ray Chase)


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The moment has finally arrived: At last, the BOU teams watches Birdemic 2, which is quite possibly the best horrible movie since the first Birdemic. On top of that, they invited Ray Chase to make fun of the movie with them. Ray hadn’t watched the first Birdemic, so he got to enjoy both movies back-to-back. […]

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Better Off Undead #102 – Dave Rides the Piss Wheel


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There are certain events that you just know will go down into history as something especially funny. Dave going to a child’s birthday party at Chuck e Cheese is one of those events. That was the topic of this week’s episode, and as you can guess, there was plenty to rant about. Find out why […]

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Better Off Undead #101 – Sunshine and Death


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This week’s episode was recorded last week and then sent through a time warp, skipping it’s way through several branching paths of reality, before landing on your iPod for your listening pleasure. I wish I could say you’re going to love this show (something a wise man would never say about BOU), but the guys […]

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Better Off Undead #100 – Johnny and Sean Ruin Dave


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Fresh out of the hilarity that was the Worldbuilder Summit, the guys had a lot of fantastic stories to tell. You won’t want to miss these laugh-out-loud moments! Hear about the restaurants, the random moments of ridiculousness, and the few things Dave has admitted did drive him crazy in Austin. Was Dave mellowed by Sean […]

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Better Off Undead #99 – The Very Nice and Well-Dressed Panera Man


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This may be one of the funniest episodes yet. If you didn’t gather from the audio, this episode was recorded on the same day as last week’s. Maybe the guys just needed to get warmed up, but man did they kill it with this episode. We get to see Dave winning his marriage and fighting […]

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Better Off Undead #98 – The One With the Countdown Timer


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Hilarity is the name of the game with this week’s episode. As with any awesome Better Off Undead, we get a super-helping of Davey rant, which all started with a facebook post that should have never happened. Oh, and Dave air-kisses Carl Sinclair in this one, which probably brightens up a lot of people’s day. […]

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BOU #97 – "Branching Paths of Reality"


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This week’s episode set a record for how quickly the “What’s up Dave’s Butt?” theme song was played. But the opening topic of Dave hating his headphones was almost instantly overshadowed by way better rants, including Dave’s being pushed into unwanted alternate paths of reality! We then got a juicy look into Dave’s mind, from […]

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Better Off Undead 96 – Johnny's Accumulated Grievances


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Johnny wants to improve his ranting skills, so the guys dedicated this episode to letting Johnny air his grievances and rant for a bit. Johnny said he wanted to be appreciated by others for being a writer of awesome fiction. Problem is, apparently it’s very hard to find people who give a crap about what […]

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"Better Off Undead #95 – Live Profane Brainstorming with Ray"


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Today the guys had Ray back on with more fun. True to form, they started with microphone difficulties from Ray, the professional sound guy. Once the Universal Translator kicked in, we got down to business. A listener wrote in, complaining about how we hate on BOU. It’s so awesome that someone wanted to defend this […]

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Better Off Undead 94 – Johnny's High School Reunion


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This week, we went back to yesteryear, reliving the good old days of high school. Johnny went to his high school reunion this last weekend, which he surprisingly enjoyed. Turns out, his experience of high school was very different from Sean’s and Dave’s. Sean talked about his crazy schooling experience, leading up to his dropping […]

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Better Off Undead 93 – Dave vs. Dishwashing


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Another day, another disaster. Today’s epic rant began with a simple and seemingly innocent question: how many cups do you use a day? From there, insanity erupted. Here are a few of the topics touched on: Dave and dish washing Does Dave’s OCD make sense? Dishwasher woes (from both Johnny and Dave) Toilet water vs. sink […]

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Better Off Undead 92 – Dave Meets His Soul Mate at Target


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If you’re not familiar with BOU, you’re lucky! The show started as a horror podcast, with the SPP guys riffing on The Walking Dead and awful “monster” movies like Birdemic. But in two years the show has slowly decayed into one of the world’s most shocking atrocities (still perfect for fans of explicit, dark, ranty humor, and Dave’s beard). Welcome back to Better Off UnDAVE. This […]

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