Three Half-Ass Stories (Better Off Undead #137)


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Dave opens this episode with a sad story that stayed sad but Thomas Bennett saved the show. The last we heard from Thomas, he was preparing for surgery. On todays episode we welcome him back and talk everything from botched surgeries and writing… to the benefit of visiting strip clubs in a wheel chair. Laugh until tears and get inspired.

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Don't Touch Dave (Better Off Undead #136)


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Dave opens this episode with a sad story that stayed sad but Thomas Bennett saved the show. The last we heard from Thomas, he was preparing for surgery. On todays episode we welcome him back and talk everything from botched surgeries and writing… to the benefit of visiting strip clubs in a wheel chair. Laugh until tears and get inspired.

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Dave Gets Ointment (Better Off Undead #135)


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Dave opens this episode with a sad story that stayed sad but Thomas Bennett saved the show. The last we heard from Thomas, he was preparing for surgery. On todays episode we welcome him back and talk everything from botched surgeries and writing… to the benefit of visiting strip clubs in a wheel chair. Laugh until tears and get inspired.

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The Return of Thomas Bennett, Who, It Turns Out, Is Not Dead (Better Off Undead #134)


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Dave opens this episode with a sad story that stayed sad but Thomas Bennett saved the show. The last we heard from Thomas, he was preparing for surgery. On todays episode we welcome him back and talk everything from botched surgeries and writing… to the benefit of visiting strip clubs in a wheel chair. Laugh until tears and get inspired.

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Sean Bitches About Vacation (Better Off Undead #133)


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Sean is back from vacation and explains how badly teaching the stingray shuffle to children works. Just when you thought things would get better, they went to Disney Land. Sean’s vacation seems to have been a comedy of errors but somehow it still managed to get up Dave’s butt. Help a friend…FacebookEmailTwitterBufferGoogle+MoreHelp a friend…FacebookEmailTwitterBufferGoogle+More

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Dave and Johnny Bitch About Sean (Better Off Undead #132)


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Dave and Johnny record a very special episode while Sean is away. Surprisingly it wasn’t one long awkward silence. Instead they talked Ashley Madison, Christian Recruiting and what it’s really like to live on a farm. This is a great oops, I mean horrible episode as we see more of Johnny’s Dave side. Help a […]

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Tom Bennett is Happier Than Dave (Better of Undead #129)


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“If I die, I have definitely have to talk to these three guys. It’s like on my bucket list.” Yep, that is a quote from this awesome show with one of our most interesting and fun listeners. Meet Tom Bennett, the ultimate anti-Dave. Tom writes screen plays, because he hates writing narration. He’s in a […]

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Better Off Undead #128 – Dave's Wife Doesn't Get an Opinion on Parking


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Sean’s daughter read Crash and survived; something is truly wrong with the world, or perhaps Sean’s happy genes served as some sort of inoculation. In a rat worthy of Dave’s theme song, we learn the pits and perils of a children’s award show, why Dave’s wife loses all choice in parking and how Dave is […]

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Better Off Undead #127 – Dave's Lessons for Children


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Sean and Johnny talk children’s sports and we finally get a good old fashioned Dave rant. Only this Dave rant comes with a side of giggles. Just when you thought Better Off Undead couldn’t get any darker, we learn Dave’s Lessons for Children. In this weeks episode: Why coming in second makes you first loser […]

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Better Off Undead #126 – Dave in Daytime


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Like a bear dragged out in the open during his hibernation, Dave is extra frustrated with life right now because, you guessed it, he’s again trying to keep to a day schedule. However, even though that’s the reason behind the name of this episode, it wasn’t really the most interesting thing that happened this week. […]

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Better Off Undead #125 – Ding Dong Ditch, Dave Style


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BOU is supposed to be about three writers (with one brain… Remember that tag line?), but this episode is more about three dads (albeit three ticked off dads) complaining about the stupid stuff that’s happening with their kids. Even if that doesn’t sound appealing (and, really, what about BOU is EVER appealing?), you’ll want to […]

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Better Off Undead #124 – Dave vs Common Core Math


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Here’s a classic for you guys this week, full of some old tropes we haven’t seen for a while. We should vote in the comments if BOU should become a call-in show, where we choose the topic each week, and they (meaning Dave) have to just improv their way through the show! Some of the […]

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Better Off Undead #123 – Dave the Tapir


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This week’s BOU started at a high point when Dave the Tapir made an appearance. It’s always fun to hear Sean talk in the alternating voices of Eeyore and Pikachu. If you’re not into talking stuffed animals, then, hopefully, politics are your thing, because that’s where the guys went next. Dave started to complain about […]

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Audiobook launching with David H. Lawrence XVII (Self Publishing Podcast #151)


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The audiobook market is unquestionably becoming more and more a thing, and indie authors would have to be totally bird-brained to not be interested in turning their written words into bundles of audio goodness. This week, the guys had audio-book legend David H. Lawrence XVII (and don’t forget the XVII!!) back on to talk about […]

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Better Off Undead #121 – Sean Teaches His Daughter the C-Word


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This is a weird one. We start with Dave ranting against his city government, all because the city complained about the weeds in his yard. But the rant dried up too quickly to end the show with it… …so Sean got to talk about how he taught his daughter the C-Word (which became the title […]

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Better Off Undead #120 – Sean Hates Magenta


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So we recently had a whole color debacle with a photo of a dress, and this week, the guys went off on another clothing-and-color-related topic—What color is the shoe on the cover of My Stepbrother the Groom? Is it Berry? Paprika? Some kind of redish pink? But oh, no, it CAN’T be magenta. Anything but […]

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Better Off Undead #119 – Dave's Epic Olive Garden Rant


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It’s A Very Davey Christmas all over again. This week’s show was a deep dive into the puzzling and paranoid mind of David Wright, as well as a perfect snapshot of just how Sean and Johnny think so totally differently. (Well, maybe not that differently, as you’ll notice in the show.) This episode is an […]

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Better Off Undead #118 – WHAT FUCKING COLOR IS IT with Monica Leonelle


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This week, the guys had the amazing Monica Leonelle on, because apparently, even though Dave is our team artist and graphic designer, Monica is the only one in the group that knows the difference between black and gold! (By the way, if you’re a writer, or if you want to be one someday, you should […]

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Better Off Undead #117 – Dave Can't Handle The Goonies


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“This episode of Better off Undead is brought to you by nobody and nothing. It’s brought to you by suicide.” If that isn’t the perfect intro to this show, I don’t know what is! This show started out with a rant from Dave about the Two and a Half Men finale. (Which, spoiler alert, includes […]

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Better Off Undead #116 – Let's Get Germophobic


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The discussion this week started about Valentine’s Day. As we could have guessed, Dave was ranty about having to buy his wife flowers, paying all the extra fees to get them delivered on the 14th. What we might not have guessed is what Sean got his wife for the holiday. You’ll have to watch/listen to […]

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Better Off Undead #115 – Dave Explains Why Humanity Sucks


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As Dave explains in this week’s episode, Sean has been trying to share “something awesome” each week in SPP. As a way to counteract that awesomeness, Dave decided he’d share something dark and depressing each week in BOU. This week: Dave shares a news story that helps us see why humanity sucks. Oh, and if […]

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Dave Visits the Sleep Apnea Clinic (Better Off Undead #113)


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This week’s episode was like a new Redacted story in the making. Dave visited a “sleep apnea” (read: sleep disorder) clinic to see what can be done about his problems sleeping. Everything you’d expect from that kind of setup is exactly what happened, from the uncomfortable beds to the endless wire hookups to Dave having […]

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BOU # 112 – Habits Expert Steve Scott Tries to Fix Dave


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It’s always fun when the guest for BOU doesn’t even watch/listen to the show, as was the case with habits and self-publishing expert Steve Scott. Did Steve really know what he was getting into when he stayed on for Better Off Undead? Maybe or maybe not, but either way, he sure was brave for doing […]

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